Potpourri
Aesthetic Extortion

The sooner you advertise here the better.
They're only ugly if you look at them

The pearls really pull the look together.
Bush Ticker Turns Cold Cash

Heart surgery a fundraising opportunity
Dedicated to Tacky

Another TV home makeover show — this one removes the Vern from vernacular.
Horseshoes Unhinged

For your next party, have some games that provide a "cultural excursion" to our nearest evolutionary relatives.





